Gluteal Foldless and Dancing Dick

Oh my gosh. I massaged this woman today, and she had no buttcrack. I mean, she had a line where her crack would normally be, but the crack was not there! I was curious, and I pulled the draping down a little lower, and she had a teeny-tiny crack right where her anus starts. It was the weirdest thing I had ever seen.

Dancing Dick is the name "we" at work have given to the penis that turns hard and starts moving under the sheets. I must be real naive, because when I give massages, and a man falls asleep, and his penis gets hard and moves, I think that it's just natural. Well, the other "more experienced" therapists, told me that I was WRONG. They say the guy is not asleep and he is purposely moving his penis with the muscles that females use to do her Kegels. I was just awestruck by this news. I was like, "So all this time when the penises were bouncing around under the sheets, they have been horny and awake?" I got laughed at!