I Think He's Trying To Be Slick

If my intuitive energy skills are working, then this email I just received is BS. This was in response to a Craigslist reader. I have an ad out this week (slow season)...

From Inquiring Client

i am interested in weekly 2 hour sessions.
I need focus on problem tightness and soreness in the lower abdominal and groin (therapuetic), psoas, inguinal, bladder areas, do u have someone who can work those areas?
I am available this afternoon.
[client's name withheld, rhymes with Shawn]

Here is my response:

Honestly, even though you are using legitimate medical terms, almost No massage therapist will work those areas. They are too close to the genitalia and due to ordinances (particularly my city), the gluteal fold, anal cleft, and higher than the mid medial thigh cannot be exposed. I suggest you see a doctor such as a chiropractor or a physician to get a referral to a massage therapist who is working under the care of a doctor.

For those that don't know those medical terms:
Inguinal: Muscular area near a man's groin or scrotum in the lower part of the abdomen, in the pubic area. PENIS & BALLS. No thank you! Me no likes.
Psoas: A muscle from the lower lumbar/back in the buttcheeks that comes forward into the front of a person's pelvis.
Groin: Inner upper thigh. NO DON'T THINK SO. I don't like Frumunda Cheese.

I feel if he really had a condition, he'd have mentioned it...such as "I kicked a little too high in my martial arts class when I was trying to show off. I'm no spring chicken...and I'm hurting...." but no, he asks for a "Therapeutic groin massage, and needs it TODAY." Pft.

I do not feel this was a "real" client. I think he was shady.