It's the end of the night. All clients are gone, nobody can hear this conversation. Phone Rings...
Me: [Business name], how can I help you?
Client: Espeakeh Spanish?
Me: No.
Client: Why?
Me: Why should I?
Client: Oh. Me no speak English.
Me: Can I help you?
Client: I like sexo.
Me: Um, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Client: I like sexo.
Me: Let me reiterate. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Client: You make a sexo?
Me: Pardon me?
Client: Sorry, no speakeh English.
Me: Do you speak Jail?
Client: [Spanish talk]
Me: How about the language of Police?
Client: Excuse me.
Me: Do you understand the word Pervert?
Client: How much for sexo?
Me: The cost of bail.
Client: I don't know.
Me: Do you know Pervert?
Client: Bye.
Me: Bye, Perv.
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