She Was Just Strange

Just yesterday, had a client who seemed normal before the massage. I even spoke with her about 5 minutes before the massage just to see what kind of massage I should do and what areas I needed to address. We talked about her health a little bit and then I left the room to let her undress.
When I got back, she was fully naked, and then said, "Oh I'm not shy," as I tried to cover her up with a sheet. I told her it's okay, "Lots of people aren't shy, I just do it this way, but I can undrape your back and legs for now if that makes you more comfortable."

I began my massage at her feet, and she kept twitching. Her left leg flew upward at me, almost kicking her foot in my face. She said, "Sorry, I am just really excited about this massage. It's been so long since I had one."

Later on, while working on her back, she tells me she begins telling me the BAD parts of her life which included drugs, alcohol, and hard times. She kept referring to herself as B****, but earlier she told me her name was E****. In fact, she had pulled out her gift certificate which had the name A*** on in, but told me that was her name MISSPELLED. Then she told me about her husband named A*** (the same name on the gift certificate). The lady had lied to me from the get-go.

During the massage, I was very much under the impression she was on drugs. She kept twitching, moving, jerking, talking too fast, jumping from one topic to the next without finishing the last sentence, etc. I didn't want to ask her if she was on something, because if she wasn't then I'd have insulted her.

So, time to turn her over. She turned over and began talking up a storm some more. She was moving her hands and arms around in the air as she spoke to me, exposing her breasts to me multiple times. Each time, I'd pull the sheet up over her chest. She'd say, "Oops, I told you I'm not shy."

Later, I discovered a huge scar on her stomach, and she tells me about a surgery she had, which she hadn't mentioned prior to the massage when we were discussing her health and possible contraindications. She then, pulls the sheet completely to the side, to show me her scar which runs down into her entirely bald bikini area. I'm like WHOA...WTF, Too Much Info! The scar was okay, though, but she completely startled me with the full-on frontal nudity. Later, she pulls her WIG OFF the top of her head.

I'm like, "Uh, are you on chemo or losing your hair due to a disorder?" She was like, "No, I shaved my head." I didn't even want to know. I'm thinking drug-induced Britney moment.