Therapeutic Massage Includes a Therapeutic Massage.

Some creepy guy called my work and was like, "What does the therapeutic massage include?"

I was like, "It depends on what it is you need. Are you having muscular spasms, tension headaches? Do you sit at a desk or in a car all day, or did you get injured in an accident? So basically, it really depends on what it is you need."

He goes, "Do you do Therapeutic massage?"

I'm like DUH...wtf. Anyway, I explained that all our massages are therapeutic. You know this idiot kept me on the phone making me repeat myself in various different ways for about 15 minutes, but he was really beating around the bush about his ulterior motives, and so I just said it blatantly and lost my cool for a quick moment..."Dude, do you want a massage or not? I really don't have time any more to be answering all your questions that are basically the same question as the last question you asked. Did you want me to make the appointment or not?"

He hung up. I should have hung up about the 4th time I answered his question, but I was trying to be nice...