Smack - I Want My Money Back

As an owner, I decided to create new client intake forms, one with a cancellation policy on it; a contract, if you will.

This man came in, someone I had massaged on Saturday afternoon, and requested G. I asked him his name and he said [rhymes with FARK] and I asked for his last name and he gave me one in Spanish. He wanted a half hour and handed his money over to G. She led him to the massage room. I decided to look up his name and couldn't find it. So, I went to look on my desk from Saturday, and there his chart was but with the same first name, and a different last name.

Not even a minute later, G comes out and is like, "He changed his mind. That guy grabbed me on my butt and asked for a hand job." I'm like, "WHAT? Fuck that shit...he is not getting his money back."

He comes out and sticks his hand out for his money. I said, "No, you don't get your money back for wasting our time and sexually harassing G." He was like, "I did what???" I said, "She says you grabbed her on her butt and asked for a handjob." He said, "I did NOT grab her butt." I said, "I'm gonna believe her." He said, "I want my money back." I said, "Let me call the police and you can explain to them why you want your money back." He said, "All I did was ask her if she did handjobs. There is nothing wrong with asking." I said, "Asking is soliciting and or implying prostitution. You do not pay someone money and then make sexual gestures. On our form we do have a cancellation policy AND there is no such thing as ignorance of the law. You sexually assaulting her is a crime." Meanwhile I was on the phone with the Police Department. He goes, "I see your scam. I see your scam!" I said, "There is no scam. We follow the law."

He goes, "I'm calling the police department because you are scamming people out of their money," and he walks out the door. I said, "Why are you leaving? Don't you want your money back?" Fucktard.

Anyway, he left to his car, and I hung up the phone. I grabbed a pen and paper and went outside to write his license number. Fuck him...you don't sexually assault someone and get away with it. FUCK THAT. So, while I was standing there and he was leaving, he was pointing at me. *Shakes in boots* I flipped him off and said, "It's not a scam if you're a pervert."

I called the cops again and G and I made a report. I gave them his license plate number and a description of this fool. The police officer said what he did was a misdemeaner and when he gets caught he WILL serve jail time.

Bahahaha fucker.