Thug Life

I'm home from a long day at work. I cannot believe the nerve of this young woman. I was in the middle of a session with a client when someone rings the bell. I excused myself with permission from the client to leave the room and take care of the other client.

I went to the office and out in the lobby I see this Latino thug guy sitting on the couch holding a baby. There's a female with a hoodrat voice so I look out and to the left. She was very demanding with me, wanting to know the prices, what was best, pay for it now, etcetera. I said, "I'm in the middle of a session right now, so you'll have to wait about another half hour until I'm finished with my current client." She was okay with that.

At 6:45pm, they came back. I asked him to fill out the form, and she said, "I have to do it." I figured he probably couldn't read that well, because that has happend before with another couple. She paid for the massage, and I took him to the room. I explained he'd have to get undressed, but if he was uncomfortable he could keep his underwear on. However, jewelry and watch would have to be removed. I would need him to be under the sheet and face down. He understood and followed through with everything I said.

While he was undressing I went back to the office and started to file my nails, since the whites of them are starting to grow. His wife gets up and says, "Shouldn't you be working on him right now?" in her really loud ghetto proud voice. 

I said, "He's undressing." 

She said, "He's what? I didn't know it was like that. How far does he have to undress?" 

I said, "I told him to undress but if he would prefer to keep his undergarments on then to keep them on." 

She said, "Nuh-uh...no. You BETTER NOT see his butt, because if you do there WILL be some problems." Meanwhile she was tacking her head side to side as she was saying this and holding her baby.

I was like whatever...

So, I went to the massage room and I undraped his leg, which exposed part of his butt. The guy had tattoos on his buttcheeks and one particular one was a lip print that said, "Kiss My ***" on it. I asked him about his tattoos, and asked if he regretted any. He said only the one on his scalp was a problem, but everything else he didn't regret. They were mostly gang/prison looking tattoos. I told him tattoos tell a story of someone's life sometimes. He agreed.

He told me the oldest one was from when he was in prison, which led to my asking what he was in for, and he said for selling drugs. Each topic turned into a new one. 1 Hour went by quick and when I went out to the lobby she asked if I touched his butt.

I said, "No." 

She said, "Did you see it?" 

I said, "I saw part of his tattoo." What was I telling this to her for? Stupid. 

But anyway, she was like, "What did you see?" 

I said, "I saw the kiss my *** one." 

She gasped and was like, "Was he totally naked? Oh my god, did you see everything? If you did, and I WILL find out I will mess you up." 

I'm thinking, "Pump your brakes pendeja."

He came out and she was all in his face saying, "Were you naked?" He laughed. 

She said, "You better tell me the truth. If she saw everything YOU and HER will get F***ed up. I ain't playing." 

I said, "Look, he had a sheet from his feet up to his neck, and when I worked on his leg, I only undraped that one leg. When I worked on his arm, only that arm was exposed. And everything else was covered. I didn't see anything. I'm a professional licensed and certified massage therapist. I don't want to see your man naked."

I gave her a business card and said, "Oh, and I primarily work on females, but work on males too. Next time you come in." 

Geez...dumb broads.