He Groped Me

This Latino guy came into (he was a Walk-In) the spa and said, "Espeakeh Spanish?" 

I said, "No." 

He said, "Spanish nothing?" 

I said, "No." 

I do speak a little, but I don't like to and don't feel like trying.  So, I wing it in English and he gets a half hour deep tissue massage. When he was on the table, I went in and began at his right foot. 

He said, "How much is for 1 hour?" 

I said, "10 dollars more." 

He said, "I likeh 1 hour. O.K.?" 

I got the 10 dollars and left the room to adjust the books.

Later on, about 45 minutes into the massage, while I was working on his right arm, he asks, "Only massajé?" 

I said, "No, we have skin care also, if you'd like to get your blackheads removed." I knew he didn't understand it, and I felt like being a dork, so I said it. He said, "Okay."

I finished that arm and when I got to the other arm, he said, "I ask 1 more queshin." 

I said, "Okay." 

He said, "I touché you?" and he reached for my privates.

I scooted out of the way and said, "The massage is f***in over. Get the f*** off my table and get out of here you piece of sh**." 

He said, "Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry," and had the nerve to adjust his balls as he said it.

If he only knew, the night before, I swore up and down how much men in the massage room have been getting on my nerves and the next person who ticked me off I was going to lose all my professionalism. And I did.