Foul Odors Emanate

Tonight, this guy came into the spa. He was so extremely dirty. His skin had dirt all over it, and his clothes were filthy. He looked like he'd been cleaning soot out of chimneys all day. On a busy day, I might have turned him away because I normally wouldn't want to deal with it. But, it was slow.
So, I took his money and brought him back into the hallway. I was leading him to the room, but instantly went to the linen cabinet and grabbed a Hunter Green bath towel (didn't want the white ones getting stained) and pointed him to the shower. I said, "Here's a towel. The shower's over there. You can undress in room 5 where the massage will be done." I just acted like it was a normal procedure. Most people don't need showers though.

When in the massage room, he started talking to me. Granted, he smelled clean like the Lavendar body wash in the shower. But, as soon as he opened his mouth to start talking, it reeked the air between us. I had to turn away. He kept talking, too. I decided to cut the conversations short by answering with short answers. When he asked, "How is business?" I said, "Good," nothing more. Finally, he got bored of asking questions, and I was relieved I didn't have to smell it.

I wonder if they have small capful sized mouth washes. I think I want to put sample sized mouthwash, shampoo, conditioner, bodywash and deodorant in baggies. I dunno, but the funky odor made the hour massage seem longer than usual. It sucks when you can smell breath even when their mouth is shut. *gag*