First Day of Work

New job at a medical clinic. However, I posted on my old building that I moved, with the address and new telephone number. Needless to say, the perverts from my old business made their way to the medical clinic. Ticks me off.

The first guy, was a tanned, salt-and-pepper, Caucasian male. The moment I walked into the therapy room he started lifting his butt into the air...telltale sign he had an erection before I even made my way to his legs from his feet. When he looked back at me, he said, "If there's no appointments after me, I'd like to go an extra half hour." I went to the front office and told the nurse he wanted to make that an hour and half and that we would be charging him $90.

I went back to the room and he was adjusting himself. I tried to ignore it. It was my first day and I want to build clientele and a good repoir. He asked me if I would go extra slow and soft, so I slowed my effleurages to a lot. Any slower and you could call that a Lymphatic Drainage! He then said, "Can you work my butt?" I said, "Your glutes, absolutely." He said, "Oh, sorry for not using the proper word for my ass."

I massaged each glute extremely slow and light as he had asked. When it was time to work on his back, he asked if I could massage from his back down to his butt and he started to lower the sheet so the entire anal cleft was exposed. I pulled the sheet back up and said, "We need to keep the crack covered, but yes, I can do an effleurage down to your glutes."

When I turned him over, he had no erection but he spread his leg and lifted the sheet and pointed at his groin and said, "I exercise a lot and my groin has really been bothering me. Can you massage my groin?" My mother, who's a massage therapist, said to give myself about 2 inches of space away from their pubic symphisis. So, that's what I did. I diaper draped one leg, and began working on his inner thigh. He put his finger down there and was pretty much pressing on his perineum and saying, "Here." I said, "Sorry, that's too high up. There are lymphatic glands and tendons in that area and that's not my expertise." He did that on the other thigh, too and I just worked where I could.

I got to his abdomen and lowered the sheet just above his hips. He lowered them to where I could see that he shaved his pubic hair. That "mound" that we all have that separates the actual genitalia from the abdomen was exposed. As long as I couldn't see penis, I was tolerating it. He said, "I love my stomach massaged." I made my way to his shoulders and he requested I go back to his stomach. While at his shoulders, I saw him fidgeting with the sheet, pushing it down with his thumbs, and an erection starting to grow. I know that music...

He was working my last nerve, so I said, "So, what do you do for a living?" He said, "I'm in insurance." I said, "Really, wonderful. Other than being a massage therapist, I'm also a reverend." End of erection; end of sheet-pushing. Haha.

Patient number 2, a Chinese man, seemed like a very nice man and there for therapeutic reasons. I massaged him for 45 minutes, but on the front side, I must have "hit his spot" when I got to his ears and scalp. He grew an erection out of the blue that was twitching under the sheet. His eyes were closed, but he was moving around. I thought that maybe he began squirming because he was nervous about his privy spot. The massage was at the end anyway, so I cut him off about one minute short. I exited the room and he took forever to get dressed. I figured out why after he had paid and left. When I went to clean the therapy room, I found the patient's liquid mess on the tile floor. I was grossed out to the point I almost lost my lunch, because I had to be the one to clean it. *gag*

The other two patients, Latina women, were cool. They came from the school upstairs from our clinic and got half hour massages from me. One had her very first massage ever, and I was priviledged to be the one to give it to her. She said she'd book an appointment next week. Yay.

When my massages were over, and the day slowed down, the receptionist said guys were calling about sexual massages and she had never had anybody ask her a question about sex at the clinic. She looked really mad and shocked all at the same time. I had to explain that she would get those kind of jerks calling. She said the kicker was the guy called twice and wanted to know. She said, "The OTHER therapies we offer are Acupuncture, which is poking you with needles, drug screening, Chiropractic, Pediatric care, Gynecology. I mean, what other services do you need?" Hahaaaha.