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Wednesday, November 1, 2006

Uncontrollable Farts

I don't know if uncontrollable farting has anything to do with gastric bypass surgery, but I had a client with both. She was a sweet young woman, but she kept letting poots slip here and there. They were the hissing-sound kind, almost subtle, but the stench is not quite as subtle.

I know, they teach you to be proud of someone's farts when you massage them. They are "releasing toxins," all due to your bodywork. A little, "I'm sorry," or "Excuse me," would have sufficed...just a little.

I started off hungry before the massage, and was thoroughly ill after the massage. When I say uncontrolled farting, it didn't sound like they were "forced farts," but more like "slips."

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