Asiaphile

I hadn't had a pervy client in a long time. Tonight, this man got a massage and requested a female therapist. I was she.

Half way into my massage, while he was face-down, he lifted his body up, so that his pelvis was raised off the table. Sure tell sign that he has an erection.

When it was time for him to be face up, he asked me what my ethnicity was. I told him. He says, "Yeah, my favorite type of women are mixed Asians with White."

Ewww...shut up, seriously?

So, then he goes, "I dated a Japanese/Dutch girl before."

I'm like, "Uh...so, do you do genealogy?" LOL

I know how to bore the heck out of people with my nerd talk, and he brought the subject back to "Do you have any tattoos?"

I'm like, "One. It's my HUSBAND'S initial on my WEDDING finger."

He goes, "Oh, so guys don't hit on you?"

I said, "Not really. More for because I RESPECT HIM, that I want people to see I am married when I don't have my ring on my hand."

He then brought his knees up so that his feet were resting on the massage table...to hide his erection. I think I held my composure well, as he got a great massage, and tipped me well...he just didn't get the tug and rub that he was expecting.

Creepy!