Deuces Negative Nancy!

When the most negative person I've ever met (known her for about a decade now) tells me she'll go see another massage therapist because I don't have discounts to offer her. Deuces!

She literally comes in with a list of complaints.  She hates her neighbors, her parents, men (she is someone's scorned ex), society, etc.  By the end of the massage, I'm usually drained by her stories of who makes her mad, why she can't find a job, how the current president doesn't care about her.  

To top it off, she never gave a great gratuity, and always asked for discounts.  I didn't make the price list up, therefore I can't change it.  I'm actually glad she is looking elsewhere.